"It's a pity that you've been on the run dear friend, Oxy. Here's to your rapid return to health, and on behalf of the empire, I send my sincerest gratitude to the fellows running the septic systems in your village.As for this evening's match... Loyalists... take off the top hats, set aside your monocles, groom your proud mustaches, and tear the bastards apart! May the Gods Grant Victory To The Loyalists!
A final word tonight, if you will allow me... I have established my own place on the world wide web to post my thoughts on the current state of the empire, to discuss the most urgent issues of the day, and provide you insight into some of the most pressing topics facing mankind. The site can be found by clicking here."
Earl Wapfroth Pickles of Kent
1 comment:
I miss the weird bear/cat characters with the crazy eyes.
-Marie
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