"Twas a folly in the defense last match, boys! I've taken the time to scribble a game plan for tomorrow's match. Keep it tight... like Bartholomew Bedfellow's pants! Fattest arse in all of the empire.. that he is! God save the Queen!" Earl Wapfroth Pickles of Kent. I, Sir Grufflebahm Oxshire, would like to footnote that Earl Wapfroth Pickles is the fifth cousin removed from the Roxshire family, who's great, great grandfather was the masterful Loyalist midfielder Lodger Murkles Roxshire, the first. Presently I'm working on a biography of Roxshire, of which I will post various exerts in the coming weeks.
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