Monday, August 11, 2008

Match Feedback: Phoenix +10, Loyalistis 2

“Ahoy! Erragarbs… T’was loaded to th' Gunwales last nite… me hearties! Bare'ly could find me boot’straps, and me parrot mad' off wid me eye patch! Arrghbah… oh th' buggery!! still shakin’ off me head… avast! last eve… I slogg'd me grod back wid me newest mate, Simon Lewis, a landlubb’n insur'nce fellow, a son ov a biscuit if I hav’ ev’r met one… in thar Oakwood pub, as me ‘nd Lewis watch'd thee Loyalists bastards git th'r arses crushed! Arrrr!!! Wh't a sorry sight… had me money on t’em… lost a chest of boubloons… shot some bastard’s horse outside, and fell in a bloody ditch…” Captain Blueberry Pancakes, the greatest, grand pirate of the Atlantic!

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